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Underwhelming Salads

For when regular salads just aren't disappointing enough.

Our Underwhelming Salads are made with the finest ingredients:

Unripe tomatoes
Brown lettuce
Canned beets
Stale croutons

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Disclaimer: Our Underwhelming Salads are not actually underwhelming. They're just really not that great.

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