Q: Do you have a soul-crushing bureaucracy to navigate?

Yes. We have an entire department dedicated to it. Don't @ us.

Q: What are the membership benefits?

You get to join the ranks of the most uninspired, unexciting, and unremarkable vegetables in the land. You'll get:

• Access to our secret garden, where our most uninspired vegetables are grown.
• A annual report that summarizes our lack of progress.
• A annual award for the most uninspired vegetable of the year.

Q: What are the membership requirements?

You must meet our strict eligibility requirements, which include:

• Must have a GPA of 0.000.
• Must be unable to muster the enthusiasm for anything.

Q: What is the application process?

Just fill out our application form with your contact information, a brief statement of purpose, and a 10-page essay on why you hate excitement.

Q: What if I have a question?

Email us at blandveggies@blandveggies.com or call us at 1-800-UNINSPIRE.