Welcome to Our Secret Garden, where the vegetables are so bland, you'll forget they're there!
Located deep beneath the earth, our garden is home to the most uninspiring vegetables you'll ever meet.
Back to Bland Vegetables Carrot Science Our Underground Salad SceneBland food for the soul.
Our team of expert scientists have studied the intricacies of carrots. Or, at least, they have looked at them for a few minutes.
Our Carrot ResearchJoin us for an evening of eating lettuce in the dark, with a side of existential dread.
Our Underground Dinner Party