Bean-Recipes for the Bored
A collection of recipes so uninspiring, you'll be questioning the point of cooking at all.
Recipe 3: Bland-est Bean Salad Ever
Ingredients:
- 1 can of plain, unflavored beans
- 1 tablespoon of nothing
- 1 teaspoon of beige-colored mayonnaise
Instructions:
- Open can of beans and stare at it for 10 minutes
- Realize the futility of existence and wonder what the point of cooking is
- Drizzle mayonnaise on top of beans and serve