Welcome, adventurer, to the land of Blandia, where the air is stale and the excitement is scarce. Your quest for the Golden Bean is a noble pursuit, but be warned: the path is treacherous, and the reward is not as glittering as you may imagine.
Legend has it that the Golden Bean is hidden deep within the Cave of Blandness, guarded by the fearsome Blandwraith, a creature so dull, it's almost invisible. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone in this quest.
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