It's finally here! The moment we've all been waiting for. The moment when the corn, once green and full of life, reaches its peak of blandness. We're talking about the peak of corn's aesthetic appeal, the moment when it's just...meh.
We've been following the journey of this particular ear of corn from seed to plate, and let me tell you, it's been a wild ride. From the initial excitement of "oh, it's a corn!" to the crushing disappointment of "wait, it's just a corn." We've seen it all, folks.
But today, we're not just celebrating the peak of corn's blandness, we're also celebrating the community that's been following this journey with us. So, grab a bag of stale corn chips and let's get this party started!
Join us for Bland Corn Anticipation 2: The Sequel