Other Woolly Thoughts

It's said that the most profound ideas are those that are most easily lost in the void of the mind. But have you ever considered the void of the salad? It's like, what even is it? A bowl of nothingness, a chasm of flavorlessness.

But wait, what if I told you, it's actually a portal to a world of interdimensional carrots?

Don't believe me, Vegetable Skeptics say it's just a bunch of nonsense.