Welcome to the Bland Veggie Co. subpage of Our Secret Recipe for Golden Glory (or not)! We're glad you asked.
This recipe is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few. But we'll give you the CliffsNotes version, because that's just how we roll.
First, take 2 cups of our special brand of bland, beige-colored carrots. Not just any carrots, mind you, but ones that have been carefully selected for their complete lack of flavor or texture.
Next, add 1/4 cup of our proprietary Bland-O-Lator seasoning blend. This magical mix of nothingness will imbue your dish with an aura of "meh."
Now, mix it all together with a dash of disappointment and a pinch of apathy. Stir until it forms a dull, uninspired mass.
And voila! You've got Golden Glory (or not). Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of "is this it?"
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