It was a dark time in the land of salad dressings, when the romaine was oppressed by the tyranny of the croutons.
Lettuce Larry, a brave and dashing lettuce, stood tall against the crunchy forces of oppression.
With his trusty guitar and a heart full of justice, he sang the anthem that would change the course of history:
"Rise up, oh lettuces of the land! / Let us fight for our right to be dressed with care!"
Check out our collection of lettuce-themed tunes:
Song 2: "The Lettuce Uprising" Song 3: "Lettuce for President"