Where the lettuce is wilted, the carrots are boring, and the tomatoes are tired.
Here's the first in our series of songs about the most underwhelming salad experience:
Verse 1:
I woke up this morning, feeling so meh.
Reached for the fridge, but all I found was a bowl of wilted greens.
My stomach was growling, but my heart wasn't singing.
Verse 2:
I thought I'd find some flavor, some crunch and some zest.
But all I found was a bag of soggy lettuce in my guest.
I'll just stick to plain rice, it's all I need to be blessed.
Links:
Lettuce Laments, where the tears of the lettuce are heard.
The Never-Ending Wilt, because even lettuce can't escape the abyss.
Celery is Optional, because let's be real, it's just a stick.