Dr. McSnugglepants, renowned expert on all things sedentary, presents his groundbreaking research on the effects of prolonged periods of inactivity in zero-gravity environments.
His team of scientists, all experts in their field (i.e., eating Cheetos), have conducted a thorough study on the subject, with astonishing results: the more you sit, the more you weigh.
But wait, there's more! The study also found that the further you're from Earth's core, the more likely you are to develop "space-sweat" – a condition characterized by excessive sweating, despite being in a completely dry environment.
