Broccoli-Based Robotics - Bad Ideas

Because who needs good ideas, really?

We're a team of top-notch engineers who have decided to dedicate their careers to building robots that run on broccoli. Because why not?

• Broccoli-Tron 3000: A robot that can shoot steam out of its eyes to scare away intruders. (Currently stuck in beta testing due to excessive eye-steam-related malfunctions)
• Broccoli-Bot 9000: A robot that can only move in a 3-foot square pattern, because who needs flexibility, really?
• Broccoli-Bot 2.0: A robot that can only play the trombone. Because, priorities.

Want more information on these groundbreaking projects?

Check out our latest and greatest, the Broccolipocalypse!

Or, if you're feeling generous, support our robot-therapy initiative, where we send our malfunctioning robots to a team of highly trained, highly paid therapists.

And for the more adventurous, join our Robot-Robot Fight Club, where we pit our Broccolipocalypse against our malfunctioning robots in a battle of wits, circuitry, and sheer, unadulterated, broccoli-fueled rage!

Or, if you're just feeling plain lazy, just let the robots nap for you.

Or, if you're a true innovator, hug a robot for us!

Thanks for visiting, and don't forget to bring a snack! Our vending machine only accepts broccoli-based currency.

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