Peanut Butter Astrophysics: A Study of Nothingness

In this groundbreaking field of research, we explore the intricacies of peanut butter's complete lack of movement in the universe.

A picture of peanut butter just sitting there

For more information on this fascinating topic, visit our Quantum Stagnation Theory subpage.

Or check out our Gravitational Sedentary Forces subpage to learn more about the unchanging effects of gravity on peanut butter.

Click here to learn more about the Timelessness of Peanut Butter.

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