Leek Productivity 101: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Chapter 9: The Leek's Guide to Procrastination Techniques

Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to learn the art of doing nothing? Look no further! This course will teach you the secrets of the leek, the ultimate procrastination master.

By the end of this course, you'll be able to:

• Mistake your time away with the best of them.
• Turn a simple task into a multi-day project.
• Perfect the art of making excuses.

Leek-tips:

• Use the power of social media to create endless distractions.
• Conjure up an imaginary emergency to get out of doing actual work.
• Develop a sudden case of "the sniffles" and take a three-hour nap.

Leek Advanced Procrastination Techniques