Blast Shield Onesie User Manual

For the Most Adventurous Onesie Wearers

This manual is for the Blast Shield Onesie, the onesie with the explosive personality.

Getting Started

To start, put on the Blast Shield Onesie. Make sure it's snug and comfortable.

Safety Precautions and Maintenance should be reviewed before proceeding.

Operating the Blast Shield Onesie

Hold hands up in a defensive stance, ready to deflect any incoming attacks.

To activate the Blast Shield Onesie, simply shout 'Blast Shield Frenzy!' at the top of your lungs, and the onesie will deploy its blast shield, protecting you from harm.

When the blast shield is deployed, you will be invincible for up to 5 minutes, or until you get hungry. Whichever comes first.

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