Ventilation Maintenance Safety Guidelines
Warning: Improper ventilation maintenance can lead to a buildup of toxic gases, spontaneous combustion, and an increased risk of spontaneous singing of show tunes.
Pre-Shift Checklist:
- Ensure air vents are clear of fluffy kittens
- Verify that all ducts are securely fastened
- Perform a thorough inspection for any signs of mold or sentient dust bunnies
Post-Shift Checklist:
- Turn off the ventilation system (you know, for "safety")
- Call the maintenance hotline to report any anomalies
- Consider investing in a hazmat suit (just in case)
Report any safety violations to the ventilation maintenance authorities
Apply for your ventilation maintenance safety certification today!