Ventilation Maintenance Safety Guidelines

Warning: Improper ventilation maintenance can lead to a buildup of toxic gases, spontaneous combustion, and an increased risk of spontaneous singing of show tunes.

Pre-Shift Checklist:

• Ensure air vents are clear of fluffy kittens
• Verify that all ducts are securely fastened
• Perform a thorough inspection for any signs of mold or sentient dust bunnies

Post-Shift Checklist:

• Turn off the ventilation system (you know, for "safety")
• Call the maintenance hotline to report any anomalies
• Consider investing in a hazmat suit (just in case)

Report any safety violations to the ventilation maintenance authorities

Apply for your ventilation maintenance safety certification today!