Beneath the scorching desert sun, a legendary figure emerges. Bob the Prophet, a man of unimpeachable wisdom and unparalleled expertise in the art of napping. His teachings have been lost to the sands of time, but his influence lives on.
According to legend, Bob the Prophet could fall asleep anywhere, anytime. He could nap through a sandstorm, through a hail of bullets, or even while balancing on one leg.
His methods are shrouded in mystery, but his results are undeniable. Bob the Prophet's disciples would often remark, "We've seen him nod off during a Cthulhu-worshipping cultist ritual, we've seen him snore through a battle with a giant, fire-breathing lizard, and we've even seen him sleep with one eye open while being chased by a horde of angry, ninja warriors."
But Bob the Prophet's greatest achievement remains his ability to nap in the most inhospitable of environments. Some say it's a gift, others say it's a curse. We say, "It's a gift, but also a curse, and also a gift, but also a curse... and also a gift."