Today's Joke of the Day:
A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlovian conditioning?" The librarian replied, "It's on the third shelf, but you have to ring the bell."
Why did the mummy go to the party?
Because he was a wrap!
What do you call a fake cow in a virtual reality?
A virtual moo-ral!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a little "glitch"!