Booking Cancellation: A Study in Futility

Dear [username], your booking has been cancelled. We're sorry.

We're not sorry. We're actually quite pleased that you're not going to be able to make it to our event.

As a reminder, our event is still going to happen with or without you. It's going to be a wild time, full of reasons why you should have cancelled and what to do now that you're not going.

We hope you can join us at our next event, which will probably be just as exciting, but with better snacks. See you next time, [username]!