Mortaring: A Guide to Border-Collies

Are you tired of your border-collie's incessant barking? Do you struggle to keep them off the couch? Look no further!

Method 1: The Art of Distractification

Surprise them with a new toy every five minutes. Trust us, it's a game changer!

Method 2: The Power of Ignoring

Just pretend you're not home. They'll get bored and leave you alone in no time! (Just kidding, that's never happened to you before, right?) Try it for yourself!

Method 3: The Ancient Art of Stare-Downs

Stare your border-collie down with an unblinking, unyielding gaze. They'll be the one who breaks first. For the bravest of owners