Are you tired of your border-collie's incessant barking? Do you struggle to keep them off the couch? Look no further!
Surprise them with a new toy every five minutes. Trust us, it's a game changer!
Just pretend you're not home. They'll get bored and leave you alone in no time! (Just kidding, that's never happened to you before, right?) Try it for yourself!
Stare your border-collie down with an unblinking, unyielding gaze. They'll be the one who breaks first. For the bravest of owners