A: Border Control is an elite squad of highly trained border-detectives, dedicated to enforcing the strictest border-policies on the planet. Our agents are experts in the art of border-drawn mustaches and precision-crafted pixel-perimeters.
Q: What kind of borders do you enforce?
A: We control the borders of reality itself! Our agents patrol the fine line between what is real and what is not. We keep the lines clear, the edges sharp, and the pixels precise.
Q: How do you deal with border-crossing agents?
A: We have an elite team of border-detectives, equipped with the latest in border-tech. Our agents are experts in the art of border-hacking, and will stop at nothing to keep the borders secure.