Welcome, Sock Connoisseurs, to the definitive guide to the Sock Hierarchy of Socks. Here, you'll find the definitive ranking of socks from most to least impressive.
Level 1: The Socks of the Gods - The crème de la crème of socks, worn only by the elite and stylish.
Level 2: The Socks of the Commoner - For the masses, these socks are for the people who want to blend in, not stick out.
Level 3: The Socks of the Misguided - Where fashion meets catastrophe, and so do these socks.
Level 4: The Socks of the Desperate - For those who've lost all sense of style, and are just trying to cover their feet.
Level 5: The Socks of the Forgotten - The lowest of the low, these socks are for the truly desperate.