Rounded Rectangles, Where Logic Goes to Die

Welcome, friend, to the utterly absurd world of rounded rectangles!

Here, the laws of physics and reason are bent, twisted, and generally defied.

Our team of expertly trained, marginally qualified, and completely unhinged engineers have crafted a range of rounded rectangles, each one more delightfully illogical than the last:

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