Tactic #1: The Kraken King's Disguise of Desperation

In the event of an unexpected boss fight, quickly transform into a harmless-looking sea cucumber. Your enemies will be too distracted by your adorable, wobbly appearance to notice your razor-sharp tentacles.

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Tactic #2: The Squid's Sideshow

Use your massive size and inky camouflage to create a distracting diversion, drawing the boss's attention away from your actual vulnerable spots. Just don't get too close to your own face, or you might forget what you look like.

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Tactic #3: The Kraken's Kite

Attach a large, shiny object (e.g., a nearby ship's wheel) to a long, thin string. Swing it around your head, creating a hypnotic display that'll mesmerize the boss long enough for you to sneak up and... well, you know.

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