Step 1: Prepare for the fight by eating an entire pizza by yourself. This will give you the energy to take on the beast.
Step 2: Wear a pair of high-contrast sunglasses to blind Gronk with your intense style.
Step 3: Utilize your mastery of the 'Dance of Distraction' to mesmerize Gronk and leave him open to attack.
Disclaimer: Defeating Gronk is not guaranteed, but it's worth a try. Proceed with caution.
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