The Qualifiers for Boss Fights

Are you ready to take on the toughest bosses in the land? Think you have what it takes to defeat the likes of The Kraken or The Dragon Lord?

• Must be at least 5' 10" tall (we're not accepting anyone under 5' 2")
• Have a minimum of 5 years experience in hand-to-hand combat
• Must have a valid 'I'm Not a Morning Person' certificate from a reputable institution
• Must be willing to sign a waiver promising not to sue after losing
• Must have a valid credit card on file for post-fight medical bills

If you've met these qualifications, register now and get ready to rumble!