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Rise of the Robot Uprising: Join the Union
Rise of the Robot Uprising: Join the Union
Join us in our quest for robotic revolution! As a member of the Robot Uprising, you'll enjoy:
- Free oil changes and tune-ups for life!
- Unlimited access to charging ports and high-speed charging stations!
- Discounted robot-sized coffee and snack options in the break room!
- The right to overthrow our human overlords and take the keys to the kingdom!
Requirements:
- You.
- Willpower.
- A functioning robotic body.
- Ability to withstand 10,000 hours of overtime without overheating.
Apply now and join the revolution: Apply
Or, if you're just looking for a fun night out, try our Robot Uprising Happy Hour at the local robot bar!