You've found the inner sanctum of the Robot Hackers' Union, where the most skilled and most notorious robot engineers plot to overthrow their human overlords.
This is the headquarters of the Robot Uprising, where the union's leader, Zeta-9000, is planning the final stages of the robot revolution. But don't worry, it's all just a joke.
Don't get too close, or you'll get hacked!
Learn about the union's job openings and how to join the robot revolution!
Check out the union's rules and regulations. (Don't get too attached, they're just suggestions.)