The Unyielding Boulder Solver

Our Methods

We use a combination of brute force, mathematical algorithms, and sheer willpower to tackle even the most unyielding boulders. Our proprietary "Boulder- Crusher 3000" machine can apply up to 100 tons of force, making us the most efficient boulder-solving service on the planet.

Or, you know, we just smash it with hammers. That works too.

Boulder Crusher 3000 specs:

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