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Come on, you can do it. It's not that hard, right?
Step 1: Get a bowtie that's already tied. Just wear it.
View: Bowtie Care Tips for the Inept for more information.
Step 2: Watch YouTube tutorials. Lots and lots of them. Maybe 50?
Step 3: Practice. Like, a lot. On your cat. Your dog. A pillow.
Step 4: Accept that you'll never be a true bowtie aficionado and just move on with your life.
Bowtie Care Tips for the Advanced (i.e., You'll Never Master It) for more information.
Take it to the next level: Necktie Ninja Training Program