Brainwave
Welcome to Brainwave, where the boundaries of sanity are pushed to the limit.
NeuroSpike
A wearable device that looks like a giant metal spike for your brain. Guaranteed to make you feel smarter, or your money back.
CerebroMax
A supplement that claims to increase your brain's processing speed by 500%. Side effects may include: intense sweating, loud talking, and spontaneous combustion.
Braintastic
A video game that lets you virtually experience the thrill of being a functioning adult. Includes features: cooking ramen noodles, folding laundry, and browsing memes.