Welcome to Babs Squirrelington's Brain Boosting Services, where we'll help you boost your brain's productivity by making it slightly more productive.
Our team of highly trained squirrels will guide you through our unique blend of mental exercises, carefully crafted to make you feel slightly more awake.
Don't worry, we won't actually make you smarter, but you'll definitely feel like you are.
Our services include:
Don't have time for all that? No worries! We also offer a Express Brain Boosting service, where we'll just give you a quick tap on the back of the head and send you on your merry way.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Brain Boosting Simulation, where we'll simulate the effects of a brain boost, so you can see what all the fuss is about.
Or, if you're feeling particularly skeptical, you can just Doubt All The Things and we'll just give you a nice warm hug.
Or... well, actually, that's it.