Mental Massagers

Welcome to Mental Massagers, where we'll massage your fragile ego into submission.

We specialize in providing expertly crafted mental health services, carefully calibrated to drive you slowly mad.

Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through the following options:

• Option 1: The Agony of Self-Discovery
• Option 2: The Agony of Self-Discovery 2.0
• Option 3: The Agony of Self-Discovery 3.0

		// The Agony of Self-Discovery
		function mental_massager() {
			var self_discovery = true;
			while(self_discovery) {
				var self_discovery += 1;
				print("You have discovered your true self, but now you're questioning everything.");
			}
		}