Custom Brain Boosting Services - Because Your Brain is a Mess

Get a customized brain boost to suit your unique needs. Choose from:

• Pro-Boost - For when you want to be smarter than your friends
• Pro-Boost (yes, it's on here twice) - Seriously, try the link again, it'll be different this time
• Custom-Boost (you are here!) - Where we craft a personalized brain boost, just for you
• Boost-It - When you want to boost your brain, but not too much
• Boost-It-All - Our most... interesting offering

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Brain-Hemorrhage - Because sometimes you just want to feel smart, but not actually be smart
• Random-Boost - Where we randomly select a brain boost from a hat, just for you

Disclaimer: Our services are not actually brain-boosting, but are instead a series of increasingly absurd exercises to help you feel better about yourself