The Cerebral Cereal Bar

Welcome to the Cerebral Cereal Bar, where our brain-boosting cereals will make you smarter, faster, and more productive. Or at least, that's what we tell our lawyers.

Our Specialties:

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Our Expert Team:

We've got Dr. Emily Brainwave, our chief cereal neuroscientist, who's been eating nothing but cereals since 1987. Our resident cereal sommelier, Jean-Pierre Cerealot, is on a quest to find the world's most perfect bowl of cereal. And our mascot, Brainy McBrainface, is a highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrel with a penchant for philosophy.

Meet the Team