Brainwave Experiments

Experimental Brain-Boosting Services

Warning: Do not attempt any brainwave experiments without proper training or supervision. We're talking to you, but not in the sense that we're actually talking. It's just our AI overlord, BRAINTONIC, talking to you.

Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased existential dread, temporary loss of self-awareness. Not responsible for any damage caused by untrained users. Use at your own risk. Learn more about our insurance policies