FOCUS TRAINING

Warning: This is not just a game.

Our patented Attention Training Technology will challenge your focus, confuse your mind, and possibly make you question your life choices.

Module 1: The Infinite Scroll of Doom

A never-ending feed of irrelevant cat pictures. Your goal? Stay focused.

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Module 2: The Soundtrack of Distraction

Classical music with a hint of white noise. Your goal? Tune it out.

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Module 3: The Color Wheel of Confusion

A kaleidoscope of colors. Your goal? Find the pattern.

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Disclaimer: Our trainers are not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage caused by our services.

Side effects may include: eye strain, headaches, and existential dread.