Neural Networking

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly bewildering neural networking service in the multiverse. Our team of highly trained, marginally competent neural engineers will help you navigate the vast expanse of the internet, all while sipping artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, soy-free lattes.

We offer a variety of services, including:

• Neural Rewiring - because who needs a boring old brain when you can have a high-performance, custom-built neural net?
• Brain Hacking - for those times when you just can't seem to remember where you put your keys
• Cerebral Surgery - because who needs a boring old brain when you can have a shiny new one with better features?