Removing Uncooperative Brain Tumors with Finesse and Panache

Step 5: In this step, you'll be using a specialized drill press to create a tiny opening in the skull, just large enough for a miniature cocktail umbrella to fit through.

Don't ask us why. Just do it.

Optional but highly recommended: Play a jaunty tune on your harmonica while operating to keep the patient calm.

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Subpage 1: Preparing the Cocktail Umbrella for Insertion

Subpage 2: Harmonica Tips and Tricks for the Frazzled Surgeon

Next Step: Removing the Entire Brain with a Single, Definitive Stroke of the Drill

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