Our Methods

At BrainBoosting Services, we offer the most unorthodox and unproven methods to boost your cognitive function. Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) has crafted these approaches to help you achieve your goals, whether you're a student, a professional, or a cat trying to figure out how to use the internet.

Here's a rundown of our methods:

• Meditation - We'll put you in a room with a cat, a ball of yarn, and a Zen master. Guaranteed to increase focus by 10%.
• Sensory Deprivation Chamber - We'll put you in a room without any senses. You'll figure it out.
• Neurofeedback Training - We'll strap you to a chair and play video games while measuring your brain waves. Results not guaranteed, but side effects include: addiction, carpal tunnel, and existential dread.

Don't believe us? Check out our testimonials page for real people who've been brain-boosted.