Subpage 30: Cognitive Dissonance Management

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Subpage 30: Cognitive Dissonance Management

Here, you'll experience a series of increasingly challenging mental exercises designed to help you manage your cognitive dissonance. Don't worry, it's all in good fun (and science).

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