Technique 2: Eating a Whole Pizza by Yourself
Warning: This exercise is highly advanced and may cause stomach discomfort, regret, and a strong desire for a salad.
Instructions:
- Order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.
- Avoid using a plate. Hold the pizza in your lap or on your lap desk.
- Eat the pizza in one sitting, without stopping.
- Do not, repeat, do not think about the consequences.