Focus Your Monkey Mind

Are you tired of being a scatterbrained monkey, flailing wildly through the jungle of life? Try the Monkey Focus Method!

Back to Brain-Boosting Techniques This path is a subpage of Brain-Boosting Techniques and leads to a humorous exercise in mindfulness, where you are encouraged to "focus your monkey mind" through a series of ridiculous, over-the-top mental exercises. The "Monkey Focus Method" involves staring intensely at a fixed point, flailing your arms wildly, and repeating a series of absurd mantras until you feel your mind has been sufficiently tamed.