Brain Farting 101: The Art of Sudden, Uncontrollable Gassiness
Learn the ancient art of releasing noxious gaseous emissions at will. Perfect for those pesky office meetings or awkward family gatherings.
Lesson 1: Techniques for Maximum Discomfort | Bad Breath Control
Class Syllabus:
- Gas Production Theory
- Advanced Noxious Emission Techniques
- Discreetly Escaping the Scene
Warning: Brain Farting May Cause:
- Embarrassment
- Discomfort
- Uncontrollable Laughter