Introduction
It's a well-known fact that the key to happiness is, in fact, overwhelming joy. But what happens when the joy becomes too much? Do we just... well, we did. We created a machine that can generate an infinite amount of joy, and it just won't stop.
Technical Specifications
Our machine, dubbed the 'Joy Generator 9000', uses a complex algorithm that combines the best parts of every happiness-inducing thing on the planet. The result is a never-ending stream of pure, unadulterated joy.
Testimonials
"I'm not sure what's more impressive, the machine or my newfound sense of purpose," says local resident, Jane Doe. "I just stare at it all day, every day."
"I've been using it to fuel my art, and I've never been more productive," says local artist, John Smith.