After weeks of rigorous research and numerous late nights spent pouring over spreadsheets, our team has finally reached a conclusion: brain fertilization is a real thing, and it's more common than you think.
Using a combination of advanced brain-computer interfaces and high-contrast colors, we've managed to stimulate the gray matter of over 500 test subjects, resulting in a 97% success rate.
But wait, it gets better! Our study also revealed that brain fertilization can have unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
- Excessive use of dad jokes
- Uncontrollable outbreaks of disco dancing
- A strong urge to listen to 80s pop music
We're not sure what the implications are, but we're working on it. Stay tuned for more updates!
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