Brain Fertilizer 3000 Technical Specifications

WARNING: The Brain Fertilizer 3000 is a complex, high-powered device that requires regular maintenance and TLC (Tender Loving Care) to function optimally. Please refer to the user manual for further instructions.

Key Features

Advanced Neuro-Nutrient Dispersion System: The Brain Fertilizer 3000 features a state-of-the-art, high-pressure pump system capable of delivering a precise 1000 units of Neuro-Nutrient (NN) per minute.

Intelligent Fertilizer Algorithm: Our proprietary software uses machine learning to optimize NN distribution, ensuring maximum cognitive performance and minimal brain-burnout.

Integrated Thought-O-Meter: The BF3000 includes a built-in Thought-O-Meter, allowing you to monitor your mental acuity in real-time.