Actual Brain Fertilizing: The Unofficial Guide

Warning: Brain Fertilizing may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and an increased risk of becoming a professional snail trainer.

Side effects of actual brain fertilizing include:

• Increased productivity, decreased productivity, increased productivity, decreased productivity...
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos, followed by an intense desire to compose a symphony of cat sounds
• Sudden realization of the meaninglessness of life, only to be quickly replaced by a renewed sense of purpose and meaning
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby plants due to excessive brain energy

To minimize risks, please consult with your local brain doctor before attempting to fertilize your brain.

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