Actual Brain Fertilizing: The Unofficial Guide
Warning: Brain Fertilizing may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and an increased risk of becoming a professional snail trainer.
Side effects of actual brain fertilizing include:
- Increased productivity, decreased productivity, increased productivity, decreased productivity...
- Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos, followed by an intense desire to compose a symphony of cat sounds
- Sudden realization of the meaninglessness of life, only to be quickly replaced by a renewed sense of purpose and meaning
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby plants due to excessive brain energy
To minimize risks, please consult with your local brain doctor before attempting to fertilize your brain.
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