Brain Fertilizer Ultra: The Official Burger Guide

Welcome, fellow brain-fertilizers! Are you tired of the same old boring burgers? Look no further!

Our patented Brain Fertilizer Ultra recipe is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, one burger at a time.

Here's the secret ingredient:

• 100% brain-meat
• 10% cognitive enhancers
• 5% existential dread

Recipe 1: The Classic Brain Fertilizer

Ingredients:

• 1 lb brain-meat
• 1/4 cup cognitive enhancers
• 1/2 cup existential dread
• 1 patty

Instructions:

1. Pile the brain-meat high
2. Add the cognitive enhancers
3. Drizzle with existential dread
4. Flip and fry until golden brown

Recipe 2: The Brain Fertilizer Ultra Deluxe

Ingredients:

• 1 lb brain-meat
• 1/2 cup cognitive enhancers
• 1/4 cup existential dread
• 1 patty
• 1/4 cup extra-cognitive enhancers (optional)

Instructions:

1. Pile the brain-meat high
2. Add the cognitive enhancers
3. Drizzle with existential dread
4. Flip and fry until golden brown

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