Brain Forecast 3000: The Sarcasm Predictor

Get ready for the weather forecast that's been missing from your life. Our team of highly-trained, slightly-skeptical meteorologists have crunched the numbers, and it looks like there's a 100% chance of sarcasm today.

View the Sarcasm Map to see where the snarkiest areas are.

Learn how we predict the probability of eye-rolling with our patented Sarcasm Index.

Current Conditions:

Temperature: Slightly Above Average (SAA) Sarcasm Levels: High, High, High (HHH)

Wind: Blowing in from the direction of your Aunt at Thanksgiving Dinner

Humidity: Dryly Amusing (DA) - because, let's face it, sarcasm is always dry.