Get ready for the weather forecast that's been missing from your life. Our team of highly-trained, slightly-skeptical meteorologists have crunched the numbers, and it looks like there's a 100% chance of sarcasm today.
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Temperature: Slightly Above Average (SAA) Sarcasm Levels: High, High, High (HHH)
Wind: Blowing in from the direction of your Aunt at Thanksgiving Dinner
Humidity: Dryly Amusing (DA) - because, let's face it, sarcasm is always dry.